Reading from Dirty Boy at Eastercon, Belfast, 2025 (in the style of someone summarising quarterly sales figures at a regional sales conference).
‘You are now reading DIRTY BOY, the manuscript you just found stashed inside a chest freezer in the burnt-out sex dungeon. You will soon wish you are not reading DIRTY BOY, that you had left well alone, kept away from the story, let destiny here flourish only for the others, the many down here and the few who remain on the surface.’
